Friday, August 20, 2010
A Jazmine Cashmere is tempting, but a Lena Horne is timeless
Being a man, I admit I am addicted to the visual
But there's something about style and grace that's more sensual
A woman's beauty may fade, but her soul is everlasting
Being a man, I admit I am addicted to the visual
But no matter how good she looks, at some point, she has to talk
A woman's beauty may fade, but her soul is everlasting
Some women have sexy parts, but a chosen few exude sexiness
No matter how good she looks, at some point, she has to talk
And the phenomenal women have brains behind that sexy walk
Some women have sexy parts, but a chosen few exude sexiness
The iceberg of your body is stunning, but show me what's underneath
The phenomenal women have brains behind that sexy walk
But there's something about style and grace that's more sensual
The iceberg of your body is stunning, but show me what's underneath
A Jazmine Cashmere is tempting, but a Lena Horne is timeless
Writer's note - If you haven't heard of Jazmine Cashmere or Lena Horne, google them! No, I'm not picking on Jazmine or anyone else because she is sexy. This poem is about going past the outer beauty and finding out what's underneath...the real sexiness is there.
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Talented Ink Vs. The Iced Out Kid
YOU ROCKED OUT, YOU ICED OUT
BUT I'M ABOUT TO CUT THE LIGHTS OUT
GAME'S OVER, SCHOOL'S IN SESSION
THIS TEACHER'S BRINGING THE FIRST LESSON
YOU ROLLING ON DUBS WITH A MIND FULL OF NOTHING
BUT IT'S HIGH TIME SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING
YOU LISTEN TO KANYE AND RICK ROSS RHYME
BUT FOR KNOWLEDGE WON'T SPARE A DIME
I SPIT FIRE ON YOU FOR WEARING ICE
LISTEN TO MY WORDS BECAUSE I WON'T SAY THEM TWICE
I USE NOUNS, ADJECTIVES AND ADVERBS
FOR SORRY SUCKERS GETTING ON MY NERVES
STEADILY SCREAMING OUT "HATERATION"
WHILE YOU'RE DUMBING DOWN AN ENTIRE NATION
I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE, MY MIND'S OFF VACATION
SO SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP
AS THESE LYRICS I CUT UP
THOSE GUYS HAVE MILLION DOLLAR DEALS
FOR MAKING YOUR DUMBASS BUY GRILLS
OPEN A BOOK, READ, AND THEN LEARN
INSTEAD OF ACTING LIKE YOU HAVE MONEY TO BURN
IGNORANCE ISN'T BLISS
IF MY WORDS YOU MISS
ON THE WRONG THINGS YOU GIVE RELIANCE
SO IT'S ONLY RIGHT I DROP SWEET SCIENCE
I ONLY SAY THESE WORDS BECAUSE I GIVE A DAMN
"AM I MY BROTHER'S KEEPER..."
"YES I AM!"
Thursday, August 5, 2010
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Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Thank you 9/11 first responders, and screw congressional bureaucrats
With that thought in your mind, it is beyond my political comprehension that any man or woman, Democrat or Republican could have the nerve to vote no on a bill for health care for 9/11 first responders. Why, in God's name would Republicans vote "no" to this bill? Because, "the bill would pay for itself by closing a tax loophole on foreign companies with U.S. subsidiaries." In other words, multinational corporations that are exempt from U.S. taxes would no longer have that exemption. And, Republicans aren't in agreement with that.
But the health care bill received a majority vote which would have passed it, but Democratic representatives enacted a special voting procedure which required that the bill get at least a 2/3 majority vote in order to be passed. Why? Because the Democrats felt the Republicans might "try to kill the bill with amendments". What kind of message does this send to every American who is a first responder and even Americans who are simply good Samaritans? First responders get paid for their job, but they take the classes and get the necessary training for their jobs by their own choice. So it seems that the men and women of congress are telling them that they made a poor choice in judgment because of congress's unwillingness to help our own even though the first responders are helping us.
But this isn't a rant. This is a request for you to use your political power to help influence your congressmen. Write your representative by going here. Once you get the address, mail your congressman a letter and ask, no demand that they revive the Zadroga act and then to vote yes. If you don't want to mail a letter, call them instead. We were all so happy to "rock the vote", so here's a chance to make more real change for the people who help keep us alive.